THE MORNING SCROLL

Everything I discovered in my 5 minute morning scroll and my unfiltered opinion to go along with it- so you can feel good about not scrolling and judging in the morning.

JUSTIN UNFOLLOWED HAILEY ON INSTAGRAM!!!

followed by

JUSTIN DIDNT UNFOLLOW HAILEY ON INSTAGRAM!!!!

Ok normally I don’t fall for the “Someone hacked me” excuse similar to the 27 year old fuck buddy saying they “liked other girls pictures by accident” excuse - HOWEVER I do believe Justin.

I know what you are thinking - the girl who never got her vaccination card for Bieber fever stands with him? shocker. (like I fully need an inhaler to watch his music videos because the thought of him existing just like hurts in a good way IYKYK).

However as seen below - Justin takes the “CASUAL POSTING” trend seriously and uses IG like your 49 year old divorced father, fully writing his stories using wingdings. (yes love a good wingdings reference)

Along with this “we are still together see a cute picture post”:

Is it concerning that he used the classic tortured artist Johnny Cash song “There You Go” song on his recent IG post - yes. Is this confirmation or a real break up? no.

Side note: Who do you think would play Justin and Hailey in their “Walk The Line” film of their romance in the future?

I LIKED ADDISON RAE BEFORE IT WAS COOL AND NOW SHES ON THE COVER OF ROLLING STONE:

I have believed in “BAD BLEEP” Addison Rae since before she ditched the mascara and tik tok dances. PUBLICLY supported her may I add and everyone doubted me and miss Rae.

SUBTLE FLEX: When we met for the first time at Craigs (Hollywood cliche) the room legit stopped - I have never met a celebrity who actually took my breath away from presence alone besides her. Most celebrities without facetune and human decency don’t do much for me - but she changed that. This was the night:

I frequently compared her to her queen Britney and how she had the IT factor that only happens once in a generation. My comments would be full of people mocking these statements but now here we are (and by we I mean Addison) on the cover of musics most prestigious magazine.

Whats next for Addison besides world domination? I predict a GAGA collab + Hosting the VMAS.

SKIMS DID A CELEBRITY COLLAB - CRAZY I KNOW!!

Rose is the latest Skims Celeb and if you aren’t familiar with the biggest girl group in the world BLACKPINK and don’t recognize her - how did you find my page?

This is VERY much PR due to her going solo and dropping new music - which is why skims campaigns even exist right? Pop star promo / lingerie brand (new brand IG bio perhaps).

The shoot is boring and expected but I cant hate toooo much because I do love their thongs and want to end up on the PR list and snag an XMAS eve invite- so whats a girl to do!?

GBT HOMEWORK: If you are interested in learning more about the KPOP world and have 10 hours to binge - WATCH Pop Star Academy: KATSEYE. MARK my words a year from now they will be everywhere and you will look cool from liking them first - because of this post - YOUR WELCOME. (Sadie from awkward voice)

JULIA FOX SIGNS TO IMG MODELS *Insert ANTM theme song here*

She may have started as Josh Safdie muse - but now she is a cultural ICON. JUST like Samantha said in SITC:

This modeling contract makes so much sense and I would pay a significant amount of money to see her do a Covergirl “easy breezy beautiful” commercial.

The “famous for being famous” argument is always going to ruffle some feathers - but not everyone can turn a black smokey eye at fashion week into a career. Trust me Ive tried (no photo evidence thank god).

Whats next for Fox? well I already predicted that she was going to shave her head this year and this followed 3 days later.

So now I will turn it to you guys - comment what you think her next PR move would be (besides international super model)!?

Thats it for now - I need to doom scroll some more. (If your my therapist and your reading this - its a joke) (also how did you find this?)